The Distressed Flag Tee Shirt
It's times like these, when we all need a little help. Last week, Press Secretary Spicer wore his lapel pin facing upside down. Many people recognized this as a code for distress. The US Flag code says that a display of an upside down flag means that someone is in danger of immediate harm to themselves or property. Maybe he meant the American People, maybe he meant the national sovereignty, maybe he meant the southern border, or maybe he's just an idiot who doesn't know how to put a pin on. Either way, here's a very funny tee-shirt about it.
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• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves